Oh toilet seat the glorious throne
I cannot resist your seducing call
The dirtier you are the horniest I get
To sniff that porcelain bursts me into flame
I am a toilet seat sniffer to the bone
Oh toilet seat the glorious throne
I cannot resist your seducing call
If there has been 300 pounds of meat
I get so horny I ejaculate prematurely
I am a toilet seat sniffer with a big nose